The Daily Bale has been given a shocking disgusting dossier by a left wing informant, which contains plans that the left wing Anti Fascist organisations have “if” the left wing should get back into power next year in the 2015 Elections.
We also have been given information that British Left Wing Politically Correct Anti Fascist Marxists are trying to unite with Anti Fascists in the United States of America to force global Political Correctness and Left Wing Politically Correct Marxist lunacy in the U.S and the U.K
They plan to set up massive quangos and ‘force’ politically correct left wing Marxist lunatic left wing crackpot policies onto Society and then try to get the lunatic policies made law.
Also a total open border policy with no restriction on immigration with unlimited entry for European
or African States to the U.K
Amongst a variety of crackpot weird sick and perverse politically correct left wing proposed changes that would come into being and try to make law, there would also be a whole section of the English Language changed or altered to mean different things, in order (not to cause offence) to anybody and breach politically correct codes of speaking and expression of meaning which would become a matter of law – if they get their way.
Below is a list of proposed offensive words and what they want to change them to.
The words appear first, and then directly after the original word or words are the new word or meaning that the left wing politically correct weirdos want to change them to.
Army-Passive Home Guard. P.H.G
Foreign-Culturally Similar equal.
Fascist-non left wing.
Political Correctness-Essential Policy
Body Odour-Non discretionary fragrance
Broken Home-Dysfunctional family
Clumsy-Uniquely coordinated equal
Criminal-Behaviourally challenged equal
Dishonest-Ethically disoriented equal
Drunk-Chemically inconvenienced equal
Fat-Horizontally challenged equal
Foreign Food-Ethnic cuisine
Ghetto-Economically disadvantaged area
Gossip-transmission of near-factual information
Housewife-Domestic Equal partner
Ignorant-Knowledge based non awareness
Illegal immigrants-Undocumented equals
Late-Rescheduled arrival time
Lazy-Motivationally deficient equal
Natural Disaster-Global Warming occurrence
Prostitute-Disadvantaged Sex worker equal
Sex change-Gender reassignment equal
Short-Vertically challenged equal
Shy-Conversationally selective equal
Talkative-Abundantly verbal equal
Tall-Vertically enhanced equal
Caravan Park-Mobile Home community equal
Tramp-Homeless person equal
Ugly-Cosmetically different equal
Unemployed-Involuntarily leisured equal
Vagrant-Nonspecific destination equal
White racist-Neutral unequal
Wrong-Differently logical equal