Left Wing Politically Correct Anti Fascist Conspiracy to Change English Language

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The Daily Bale has been given a shocking disgusting dossier by a left wing informant, which contains plans that the left wing Anti Fascist organisations have “if” the left wing should get back into power next year in the 2015 Elections.

We also have been given information that British Left Wing Politically Correct Anti Fascist Marxists are trying to unite with Anti Fascists in the United States of America to force global Political Correctness and Left Wing Politically Correct Marxist lunacy in the U.S and the U.K

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They plan to set up massive quangos and ‘force’ politically correct left wing Marxist lunatic left wing crackpot policies onto Society and then try to get the lunatic policies made law.

Also a total open border policy with no restriction on immigration with unlimited entry for European
or African States to the U.K

Amongst a variety of crackpot weird sick and perverse politically correct left wing proposed changes that would come into being and try to make law, there would also be a whole section of the English Language changed or altered to mean different things, in order (not to cause offence) to anybody and breach politically correct codes of speaking and expression of meaning which would become a matter of law – if they get their way.

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Below is a list of proposed offensive words and what they want to change them to.
The words appear first, and then directly after the original word or words are the new word or meaning that the left wing politically correct weirdos want to change them to.

Teachers-education friend

Children-young adults

Army-Passive Home Guard. P.H.G

Immigrant-Settler.

English-European

White-Neutral.

Foreign-Culturally Similar equal.

Fascist-non left wing.

Alive-Awareness abled.

Political Correctness-Essential Policy

Bald-Follicular disabled

Body Odour-Non discretionary fragrance

Broken Home-Dysfunctional family

Caretaker-Site Engineer

Clumsy-Uniquely coordinated equal

Criminal-Behaviourally challenged equal

Dead-Life termination

Dishonest-Ethically disoriented equal

Drunk-Chemically inconvenienced equal

Dustman-Sanitation Engineer

Fail-unwilling achievement

Fairy-Petite

Fat-Horizontally challenged equal

Foreign Food-Ethnic cuisine

Ghetto-Economically disadvantaged area

Girlfriend-Equal partner

Gossip-transmission of near-factual information

Housewife-Domestic Equal partner

Ignorant-Knowledge based non awareness

Illegal immigrants-Undocumented equals

Jailer-Custodial equal

Jungle-Rain Forest

Late-Rescheduled arrival time

Lazy-Motivationally deficient equal

Lumberjack-transtree worker

Natural Disaster-Global Warming occurrence

Prostitute-Disadvantaged Sex worker equal

Sex change-Gender reassignment equal

Short-Vertically challenged equal

Shy-Conversationally selective equal

Spendthrift-Negative saver

Talkative-Abundantly verbal equal

Tall-Vertically enhanced equal

Caravan Park-Mobile Home community equal

Tramp-Homeless person equal

Ugly-Cosmetically different equal

Unemployed-Involuntarily leisured equal

Vagrant-Nonspecific destination equal

White racist-Neutral unequal

Worst-Least equal

Wrong-Differently logical equal

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