Johnathan Marks from Croydon was recently arrested by Croydon police after he hid under the bed of 7 year old Amy Hamilton and remained in place for approximately 8 hours whilst she was sleeping.
Left-Wing pervert and all round unfavorable weirdo Marks is a member of Left-Wing anti-fascist and racist institution Unite Against Fascism. It is also alleged that Johnathan Marks is a member of Far-Left, evil and angry racist, fascist and sicko organisation Hope not Hate led by callous criminal Nick Lowles.
Mr. Marks was only detected after 7 year old Amy Hamilton’s father, Simon Hamilton heard 49 year old Marks reciting passages from vile Left-Wing literature “Das Kapital”. When questioned by police, Marks told DCI mathew hickerbury that he was in fact attempting to brainwash the 7 year old girl into becoming Left-Wing.
Last year, 7 year old Amy Hamilton went missing from her home and what followed was a nationwide manhunt led by the Daily Bale. It seems that Johnathan Marks purposely chose to groom the poor child in a retaliation attempt against the fact she was found safe and well by the Daily Bale News van.
Johnathan Marks is due to be sentenced on 22nd of October at Croydon magistrates court
Steven Sodholmy, Reporter