Left-Wing professional full-time sicko and weirdo Nick Lowles has been rumored to be selling sick, Left-Wing disease ridden Ice Cream to sickening perverted children and evil Left-Wing families in centre of Left-Wing sicko metropolis Leicester.
Times are hard at Hope Not Hate and the kitty has been raped dry of funds, to keep up the anti-fascist sick weirdo routine that Nick Lowles does so well, he’s been forced to sell sick left-wing ice cream to mini-left-wing perverts and future professional Hope not Hate weirdos in the centre of sicko land.
Lowles who is a 44 year old mother of cats lives with his partner and fellow sick left-winger in Leicester along with their foot stall “SlatFascists” who is kept down in their evil left-wing ritual dungeon.
Lowles is rumored to finger the ice cream and spit directly into the cone before giving it to little-sickos because his DNA is rumored to be both genetically and inferior corrupt with Left-Wing disease and sickness.
Local Resident of Leicester and fellow sicko Jason Statham told the Daily Bale, “Nick Lowles is just a sicko and pervert, sick, sicko, sick, weirdo and professional pervert – he even dresses up and runs around pretending to be like gail platt from that shitty sick show coronation sick left-wing street”
When sick pervert and master-weirdo Lowles isn’t selling ice cream to weirdos in parks, he can often be found in sicko pub “The Round ball” in the heart of Leicester planning sick plots to enact sick acts of sick perverted left-wing terrorism.
In 2008, Nick Lowles was arrested for rolling around on the floor and trying to imitate a woodlouse curled up into a ball after facing aggression.