A Labour Party candidate was today arrested in Slough Burger King – for having sexual intercourse with a whopper burger in the toilets.
Burger king: Weycroft entered burger king slough to have sex with a burger
27 year old Brian Weycroft from Slough in Berkshire was a rising star of the Labour Party but today his career was cut short when Slough Police arrested him in Slough Burger King toilets with his trousers down.
The victim: Burger King whopper burger, its only £1.99
Weycroft who was formerly a candidate for the communist party of Great Britain purchased the Burger King Whopper Burger before heading into the toilets before attempting to have sexual intercourse with the burger,
Mr. Weycroft was caught by Burger King cleaner, Marc Corigan who told the Daily Bale, ‘I was utterly shocked, I have never quite seen anything like this in my life but decided to phone the police as soon as I saw him doing that to the burger’
‘I instructed the man to put the Burger down and leave the toilets but he ignored me and continued to move the bun backwards and forwards, it makes me sick to even describe what I saw’
Wheatcroft was arrested by Slough Police for indecent exposure and later released from custody with a reprimand.
The Labour Party declined to comment.
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