The Daily Bale has learnt that Blackcurrant Jam is to be removed from our shelves by 2015 because politically correct activists believe that it is racist.
Blackcurrant Jam: to be removed from our shelves by 2015 if the left-wing have their way
Blackcurrant Jam has been a staple of the British diet for centuries but now human rights activists from the Labour party are campaigning against the jam because they feel it “persecuted black people” by the use of the word “black”, assuming that black people are “currant-like” in appearance.
Labour Party and Unite activist, Jim Monckton of Wales said ‘Blackcurrant Jam is clearly an offensive term that is far too racist for modern day Britain, we seek to permanently remove the title from British supermarket shelves by 2015’.
The Labour Party was already successful in banning ‘Blackboards’ and ‘golliwogs’ from British culture and there is much speculation to state that they will be successful in this latest bid to ban a product with the word Black in it.
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